
looks like the guys over at wom guide are social pandas too. or at least they don't like to eat alone. my dahling virginia sent me this banner they had on the site.
you (yes you, my one and only reader) may wonder about the origin of the social panda. i once read that pandas, by nature, are solitary creatures with little to no sex drive, and whose ovulation cycles are something in the region of 18 months. no wonder they almost went extinct. thank god for sichuan and the advent of designer pandas (though i swear, they are fakes, super A-quality fakes), whose baby boom has ostensibly been due to instructional panda pornography to get the fluffy animals in the mood for luurve.
by the same theory, the way to stop overpopulation (and maybe even the hollywood baby binge) is to remove human porn from our society. or something like that.
on a more personal note, there will be more to read here soon, hopefully, once i sort through the 700+ photos downloaded off the slr. i promise, no pandas there, although there are plenty of elephants, pink water buffalo, plus a snake, a peacock, some goldfish... and yeah, that's it. And pie, glorious pie.
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